bonus monday night blog

omg. so in my first few months of chattanooga i tried to have a good attitude. so i'm trying to have a good attitude in dallas. so, when man from friday night (not so tall, handsome man.. other one)called, i answered.

big mistake.

he calls and i answer, really chipper. because at this point he could be a friend. uh. this thought quickly dissolved when he said he was leaving from "math class". and i said "ohhh, exciting" and he goes "is that sarcasm?" (monotone) and i say "yes" and he goes "oh. (monotone) i didn't catch that". awk. so then he asks me to lunch and thankfully we have a lot of execs in town and i want to be present in the office this week. so, i'm thinking, even though this already seems to have all the ingredients for disaster, maybe he's a bad phone talker. they exist. so i say, early next week would be good though so i'll let you know!

perfect ending to the conversation, right?

wrong. he capitalized on the awk pause "ok. so did you and ashley have fun?" omg. i continue to be nice for another minute and then he starts interviewing me. "what do you like to do" "what are your hobbies" etc. i turn off the charm and on the brat "i don't have really any hobbies", "i like reality tv", "i have to get up early tomorrow". he does not take the hint and tells me his hobbies: he referees 2nd grade basketball, he builds applications for his iphone and he likes camping. my response: i hate basketball, i have a droid, camping is disgusting and i hate bugs. still HE CONTINUES talking!! so, thank you conference calls for giving me the ability to hold a halfway conversation and message someone. i gchat friend kim and she says "i'm calling you, beep over!!" so she does (thank you!!!!!!) and i say it's my mom i have to go! and he says "oh, ok, i get it" and then i feel a twinge of guilt and say "i'll talk to you later!" and he says "yea, i get it. bye". woops.

you would think this means he won't call. but, remember my track record??

even worse? he called during dancing with the stars. can it get worse?!?? YES! he called during kate's performance!! thank god for DVR pause. and sorry for being sans grammar check, spelling check and capital letters.