January Recap 1 of 3

Where, oh where, have I been!??

Lots of places! I'll do a few blogs to back track because January has been such a great successful month full of so many times! I have some items I want you to know immediately, but I have to start at the beginning. So... we will go there... to January 1st!

Beautiful but disgusting

New Years Eve kicked off the year. Emily (83) planned a so great dinner and bar situation to ring in 2012. Nate was in town while he covered the bowl game, so he was obviously my date. We went to Cane Russo with Kelly, Jess, Husband Keith, Emily, Brother David of Emily, Other Jess, Lauren, Brittany and Logan! Such great food (pizza, duh) and toasting of champagne! After dinner most people came back to my place where we had more beverages and terrible cupcakes.

The terrible cupcakes were the worst! I think I'm an ok baker so when I tasted the garbage I presented to my guests, I was quite upset. They were a new take on my always wildly successful strawberry champagne cupcake, however it appears Central Market sold me a bottle of champagne that smelled of (and tasted like) dirty socks. Very frustrating. I now have to prove myself to those people who only know these cupcakes as my baking capabilities.

See, I was having a third "date" on New Years Eve. Justin (from last post) joined us with his friend Darin. How embarrassing that he thinks I make bad cupcakes! Pause.

I was very undecided on Justin coming to New Years Eve. He asked me if he could see me and I thought that was weird because NYE is a holiday. Yes, the worst holiday, but a holiday nonetheless. No one else really thought it was TOO weird because it was only NYE... so, I obliged the masses and invited him out with us. Play.

Me and Nathan on NYE in Dallas!

Most important thing for you to know about the night: I looked very pretty in my dress, tuxedo heels and fake eyelashes.

Husband Keith (of Jess) did a great job of peer pressuring everyone to drink a lot of whiskey so by the time it was time to go to the bar, everyone was having a great time. I was well behaved and did not succumb to peer pressure and casually sipped my vodsod while I discarded the cupcakes. Such a waste.

Anyway, NYE was fabulous, except, they missed midnight. How do you miss midnight on new years?? Sigh.

New Years Day evening was fabulous because that is when I had so much Penn State fun in Dallas! Nan and Dan came down from Tulsa for the Bowl Game and Rohrbach was in town with his friends for the game too! We all met up with Nate at a bar, Nan and Dan rocked the juke box and confirmed that they are dating, and we all cheersed and had the best time ever! We didn't stay out past midnight because our plans for the bowl game were big!

Free DC? Don't mind if we do!

Nan and Dan were staying with me so we woke up at 7am to make eggs, drink mimosas and prepare for the day ahead. Dan had purchased this AMAZING 4 ticket special that got us 4 tickets to the bowl game, 4 hot dogs and 4 diet cokes! Can you imagine anything better? Well, yes: Dan also had a friend that was tailgating so we got to have the full football experience! Justin actually came with us too as the 4th ticket. He was a total trooper... especially because the day started at 7am and didn't end until 11pm. We really raged hard.

Dan is following the sun

Besides watching terrible football and following the sun to stay warm and drinking diet cokes and beers, we did a lot of walking and rode the DART train and went to a beer garden and met up with Erin and Jess and Emily and others. It was still freezing cold, so we continued enjoying bevs and laughing and having the times! By 7pm we realized that we had only noshed on some tailgate bites and a hot dog, so we gathered the group and went to a pizza place that had great pizza and terrible mean service. I mean, pizza is pizza, so you should be a little nice when dropping it on the table, B. Regardless, the company was the times and we just laughed and laughed! By the time 10:30 rolled around I was totally exhausted!

Nan and Dan stayed another night in the Big D and were out the door by 7:30 on Tuesday morning. They paid me so many compliments for being so host-y in the morning. They thought they were in my way while I was getting ready for work so they tried to stay out of my hair. I didn't really notice and they weren't in my way until I went into the kitchen and they were brushing their teeth in the kitchen sink. I explained that this was unnecessary and that they could use the bathroom. N&D took an OJ for the road and that was that! I was SO happy to host them and add Nan to my visitor list and Dan to the repeat visitor list!

When I went to work on that first Tuesday of the New Year, I hadn't been in the office for a very long time because of holiday travel. I didn't even notice as I walked to my cube that ALL OF MY THINGS WERE GONE!

Just some office fun.

This was supposed to be a funny joke they played on me. Like: Hahaha, let's move everything Megan owns and put her in a new cube. I was a little shocked at first because I thought I was getting fired. And then I thought it was funny when I saw my new cube with a bow on it and all of my things moved and organized. I really didn't mind the move, but I couldn't let them know that. Miss Judy was behind the move so while she was out of the office I went to Walmart and spent $5 on wrapping paper, bows and garland and decorated her desk for her.

Got her.

Expectations.

So one of the sups just stopped by to visit me and we were chatting and she said she was out with her friend and she saw a very tall handsome man and she said HE IS CUTE! I HAVE A GIRL FOR HIM! So, she wanted to check and see if I had gotten married, and since I haven't, she said she'll keep an eye out for me.

So we get to chatting and she says, you probably don't even remember that you said this to me...

PANIC.

Has anyone ever said that to you before? I say A LOT of things and don't really count on people remembering what I say. This made me very nervous!

But, apparently I told her at one point that men should be afriad of me because I have very high expectations and that is the way I'm keeping it.

So, she had that rolling around in her mind when she saw her ex (he cheated on her) over the holidays and he asked her to get back together and she internalized for a moment and then said to him: My expectations have changed. We will not work anymore.

Moral: People remember things we don't.

Lesson: Always listen to what you're saying!